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Vatican Declares Swiss Mountain Ordination a 'Potential Flashpoint for Civilizational Collapse'
Swiss Bishops on the Brink: Alpine Ordination Sparks Global Schism and Potential World War III
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New Chancellor Plans Bake Sale to Cover £4.7bn Defence Budget Shortfall
New Chancellor Plans Bake Sale to Cover £4.7bn Defence Budget Shortfall, Claims Cupcakes Are National Security Essentials
Burnham Plans to Telecommute to No. 10 From Manchester, Assuring Citizens He'll Be Just a Zoom Call Away
Burnham Announces Plans to Telecommute to No. 10 from Manchester, Assuring Citizens He'll Be Just a Zoom Call Away
Labour Unveils Plan for Half of Government to Be Female, Hires Joan of Arc as Chief of Staff
Labour Unveils Plan for Half of Government to Be Female, Hires Joan of Arc as Chief of Staff
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WhatsApp's New Feature: Because Why Trade Numbers When You Can Trade Privacy?
WhatsApp’s New Feature: Because Why Trade Numbers When You Can Trade Privacy?
AI Blames Inflation, Prices Soar: Xbox and Switch 2's Price Hikes Now Blamed on Their AI-Powered Friends
AI Blames Inflation, Prices Soar: Xbox and Switch 2's Price Hikes Now Blamed on Their AI-Powered Friends
GTA 6 Launches Without a Disc: The Ultimate Breakup with Physical Reality in Gaming
GTA 6 Launches Without a Disc: The Ultimate Breakup with Physical Reality in Gaming
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Canada Joins Eurovision: Finally Embracing Its True Identity as 'Not Actually American'
Canada Joins Eurovision: Finally Embracing Its True Identity as 'Not Actually American'
