Government confirms it has been looking into itMan who predicted 12 of the last 2 recessions remains optimisticArea CEO inspired by employees working 80-hour weeksGlobal summit reaffirms urgency, sets 2035 review meetingNew study confirms everyone should stop doing the thing they enjoyStartup valued at $4bn yet to identify what it doesPolitician vows to get to bottom of situation he createdScientists discover eighth continent, begin arguing about it immediatelyReport finds majority of reports go unreadNation somehow surprised againGovernment confirms it has been looking into itMan who predicted 12 of the last 2 recessions remains optimisticArea CEO inspired by employees working 80-hour weeksGlobal summit reaffirms urgency, sets 2035 review meetingNew study confirms everyone should stop doing the thing they enjoyStartup valued at $4bn yet to identify what it doesPolitician vows to get to bottom of situation he createdScientists discover eighth continent, begin arguing about it immediatelyReport finds majority of reports go unreadNation somehow surprised again