The government is exploring ‘all possible options’ to deport a grooming gang leader, which apparently includes negotiating with Pakistan as though it’s a customer service dispute rather than, say, fixing the domestic policing and prosecution systems that let the whole thing happen in the first place.

A prime ministerial spokesperson confirmed the talks with the Pakistani government, because when you’ve failed to prevent, investigate, or adequately punish serious crimes on your own soil, the obvious next move is to make it someone else’s problem. Diplomatically. With paperwork.

The logic is almost elegant: instead of addressing why British law enforcement spent decades ignoring abuse in plain sight, instead of examining the institutional rot that allowed this to fester, instead of prosecuting the accomplices and enablers who remain in the country, the government will simply ask Pakistan to take one of their nationals off our hands. Problem solved. Crime statistics improved. The actual victims’ access to justice: still pending.

Why negotiate with a foreign government over a domestic criminal matter when you could just, theoretically, enforce your own laws? Because that would require admitting systemic failure rather than achieving a headline about international cooperation.

The spokesperson did not explain what happens if Pakistan declines the offer, or what leverage the UK actually has in these negotiations, or whether this sets a precedent where every country gets to export its crime problems to whoever will take them. Those are details for people who care about how government actually works.