Selena Gomez has been sued by investors in her mental health company for allegedly not showing up to work. The specific crime: not being an ‘active role’ CEO. In other words, she did the thing every celebrity does with their business ventures — she put her name on it and left.

The investors expected engagement. What they got was a figurehead with a production schedule. This is the standard celebrity business model: announce something vaguely wellness-adjacent, collect equity, vanish into a recording studio, resurface for a photo shoot with the product.

What makes this lawsuit different is that someone actually expected her to do the job. Most celebrity investors know the deal — you’re buying the name, not the labor. You’re buying the Instagram post that says ‘so proud of our team’ while the actual team runs the company. Gomez apparently didn’t read that memo, or the investors didn’t either, which raises the question: who signed a contract with a celebrity thinking they’d actually work there?

The answer is people who believe press releases. The company promised ‘Selena’s vision’ and ‘her leadership.’ Investors took this literally. They thought ‘founder’ meant she would attend meetings. She thought it meant she could mention the company once at the Met Gala.

This is what happens when the gap between the announcement and reality gets litigated. Usually it just dissolves into a quiet settlement and a rebrand. But this time, someone kept receipts — probably a Slack log showing zero messages from the CEO in eighteen months.

The mental health app industry continues to thrive on irony.