Jason Arday, the Cambridge professor famous for talking about academic integrity, has discovered that integrity works better as a lecture topic than a lived experience. Several of his scheduled events have vanished from listings after plagiarism allegations surfaced, with one cancelled “at the request of the speaker”—a phrase that means exactly what you think it means.

The irony is so thick you could submit it as a dissertation. Arday built a reputation on discussing representation and excellence in academia, the kind of thing that plays well on a conference circuit. Then someone noticed his work bore an uncanny resemblance to other people’s work, which is awkward when your entire brand is lecturing about doing things properly.

What makes this genuinely funny is the response. Rather than face the crowd and explain himself—which would at least be honest—he’s cancelled the events. This is simultaneously the most responsible thing he could do and the most absurd. The man who spent years telling audiences how to conduct themselves with integrity has now conducted himself straight out of his calendar.

The universities and event organizers haven’t exactly rushed to defend him, which tells you everything about how this landed. His talks are being quietly removed like old code commits before a code review. The plagiarism row didn’t just damage his credibility; it deleted his schedule.

So now Arday gets to sit at home knowing that his greatest achievement is proving his own point about academic standards—just not in the way he intended.